Cat Jackson

Okay, I was abooout to go into iphoto and choose some pics to upload, but then I saw on StatCounter that someone found my blog by googling "I hate being a Gemini."

WHAAA??? WHO HATES BEING A GEMINI??? Geminis are AWESOME!!! In case you didn't know, the top five astrological signs are as follows:

1. Gemini
2. Virgo & Cancer (it's a tie)
4. Aries
5. Sagittarius

I can't believe there are actually self-hating Geminis out there. I thought we were all totally in love with ourselves. But maybe that's just me.

Either way, if there's anything that visitor should be hatin' on, maybe it should be the fact that they accessed my site using I friggin E on a machine running Windows XP. Barfaroni. Maybe whatever it is in your life that has FOR SOME REASON made you hate being blessed with the BEST ASTROLOGICAL SIGN EVER can be fixed with a few simple upgrades to your machine. Or maybe you just need to get the hell out of Michigan. I'm just sayin.

Aaron Burkhalter said...

Somewhere in Michigan, a gemini is crying.

7/11/2008 9:49 AM

Kimberly said...

I'm a cancer...what's makes it #2? Cause I don't really like being #2...you know...cause it reminds me of doodie...

7/12/2008 8:47 PM

Cat Jackson said...

@Aaron: Buahaha. Incidentally, the tears of a Gemini will keep you alive, even if you are an inch from death, but at a terrible price. You have saddened someone super awesome to save yourself, and you will have but a half life; a cursed life, from the moment the tears touch your lips.

@Kim: Cancers are #2 because they're the shit. Nah, I don't know why, really. B and I both have just had a FREAKISH amount of Cancer friends throughout our lives. We just like you guys a lot. And Virgos, and slightly less often Aries(es?) and Sagittar...i? how do you pluralize those signs? I'm too lazy to figure it out right now. Anyhoo.

It certainly doesn't mean that I think ALL Cancers are automatically awesome (I think GW is a Cancer, and imo he's a total douche), but most of the ones I've known have been pretty damn cool.

It also doesn't mean that if someone is, say...a Capricorn, or a Leo, that I like them any less. I don't discriminate against other signs, I just think it can't be a coincidence that MOST of the people I like fall under the same five signs.

7/15/2008 1:49 PM

Kimberly said...

GW? Who's that?

Brad was born Sept 3rd...what does that make him?

I don't know anything about that stuff, except that my friend Caylin's sister told us that our babies (born a week apart) would be empathic and sensitive to loud sounds and she was RIGHT. I can't remember what she said they were...October 19th and 26th. It makes sense to me that some things can be predicted, because the sun and moon do affect the magnatisim of the earth which can affect our bodies, and that would make sense that it would affect an unborn baby as well. I don't believe in all the weekly prediction crap, but birthdays are static and the phases of the moon and the earth's rotation and all that are pretty much the same year to year so I can swallow some of the personality stuff based on birthdays.

7/15/2008 2:25 PM

Kimberly said...

I just realized by GW you probably meant Bush Jr. Der.

7/15/2008 11:05 PM

Aaron Burkhalter said...

" Incidentally, the tears of a Gemini will keep you alive, even if you are an inch from death, but at a terrible price. You have saddened someone super awesome to save yourself, and you will have but a half life; a cursed life, from the moment the tears touch your lips."

You are a NERD! Of course I got the reference, so I'm a nerd too... like the time when Courtney told me that using the term "gelfling" made me a nerd and I pointed out that she understood the term "gelfling."mmmmm.... gelflings....

7/15/2008 11:20 PM

Cat Jackson said...

@Kim1: YES! Brad is a Virgo. My theory is proven yet again!!! And I don't believe any of that weekly horoscope stuff either, but it's CrAzY how many Cancers/Virgos I like. srsly.

@Kim2: Ha. That is correct. :)

@Aaron: I never claimed to not be a nerd. I also know what a gelfling is. And when I read it, I read it with a skeksi voice, like, "geeelfling, yeeesss..."

7/16/2008 1:22 AM