1) I've just discovered that if you make a peanut butter and banana sandwich using a hoagie roll, you don't have to cut up the banana!!! It can remain intact; as phallic as God intended. It is glorious.
2) I uploaded
a new photo set to flickr, despite Brett's strong objections. He thinks they're bad photos, and that I shouldn't let people see them. I think he's a douche. He might be right about them being bad, but I don't really care. I wanted to upload something new and didn't feel like taking the time to find one of my cameras to import, so there ya go.
3) I found
this awesome wake up call thingy this morning, and aaalmost gave them B's phone number so he'd really be able to start his day off on a good note, but then I decided...maybe that's not the note he's going for at 6 am. Also, it's sponsored by both Walmart and Disney, which is a little creepy to me.
But back when the Transformers movie came out, I had special messages from Optimus Prime sent to both B's phone and mine. It was suh-weeeeet. I don't think Hannah Montana would be quiiite as enjoyable, though. But check out her rockin' microphone. *Bling!* She sure knows how to look badass. And not like a Disney slave. Her pants really say it all.
