Once I Wanted To Be The Greatest...
Things that have come to my attention today:
1) Cat Power has a few songs I like, but according to iTunes, "The Greatest" is the one I've ended up listening to the most. Making it, in my opinion, "the greatest" song she's written. Or performed, since she seems to sing a lot of stuff she didn't actually write.
2) If you eat about a pound of carrots, your poop will be orange.
3) If Brett comes across a carrot he dislikes, he will apparently be perfectly comfortable spitting the whole chewed up mess into his water glass and setting it in the kitchen for me to discover and then rinse out for him.
4) A 2 lb bag of baby carrots might be a little much for two people to go through on their own.
5) [Entry deleted, as per Brett's request, because apparently he doesn't want anyone to see something he wrote when he was nine. Because he's a jerk.]
